My really expensive text message machine just died the other day, and since I have to spend two months in flip-phone hell, I might just spoil myself and get an iPhone solely for the fact that now there is a fricken McSweeney’s app.

One week you might receive a story from the upcoming Quarterly, the next week an interview from the Believer, the next a short film from a future Wholphin. Occasionally, it might be a song, an art portfolio, who knows. Early contributors will include Spike Jonze, Wells Tower, Chris Ware, and Jonathan Ames. This material will not be available online and is pretty sure to be good stuff.