From Ashley’s advice column in the New York Post:

My girlfriend says she doesn’t like porn. Is she lying? — David K, 36, TriBeCa

Ashley: Try sending her an e-mail of a soft-porn clip and say “I can’t wait to do this to you tonight.” And see what she says.

Over at Slate, Eliot Spitzer gives us three books that explain the credit crisis.  A commenter suggests that we skip Spitzer’s picks and read No Exit by Jean Paul Sartre.  Wish we would have read that first.

Verdict: Both are boring and I feel ashamed wasting your time talking about this.