Yes, I would have posted about the “Ishmael the Comedian” piece on McSweeney’s even if it didn’t enable me to title this “Dick Jokes”.  I’m a little more mature than that.

ISHMAEL: So, I’m standing in line at the public hanging, and—

HECKLER: Your comedic stylings are akin to a body lacking blood, yellow bile, black bile, and phlegm—that is, without any humor.

ISHMAEL: Hey, buddy, do I come down to the stables where you work and criticize how you rake up the manure?

(Audience cheers, hangs heckler.)