We’re running a contest over on our Twitter, asking readers to give us their best drunk lit title.  Sometime tomorrow, we will pick the best one, and they will receive two free tickets to the Sept. 26th session of Vivo in Vino. ViV is an “intimate wine salon” where you will be given four free glasses of artisanal wine, and be treated to a live set from our buddy Franz Nicolay.

And you thought we weren’t classy.