So many treasures from the Shel Silverstein archive.

• New idea for a Wes Anderson movie: The Royal Foers, starring Jonathan, Joshua, Franklin, and their monopoly fighting father.

• Jonathan Ames writes about his life as a bachelor.

• Marc Maron talks to Conan.

• Keegan Cooke of Crystal Stilts makes a pretty fine soul mixtape for Magnet.

• The classical Christmas music you should be listening to.