Are we supposed to like the trailer for Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter, hate it, or say something snarky about it?  It is probably one of the top five worst ideas for a book or film, but the thing is, those are also usually the most entertaining.

Question 1: What’s up with the Johnny Cash dialogue without actually playing his song?

Question 2: How did Tim Burton get involved in this?

Question 3: Where did Tim Burton go wrong?

Question 4: If Lincoln can hunt vampires, why did he get assassinated so easy?

Question 5: I know I could just read the book, but are Southerners supposed to be vampires?

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