Obviously we are just as guilty as the next person when it comes to our love for New York’s favorite step-daughter marrying ball of neurosis (look at our logo!), but a Woody Allen tanktop?  Haven’t we moved past this as a people?

Although this “lightweight charmer is a comical complement to your colorful skinny jeans, smart black and white brogues, retro-inspired spectacles, and VIP pens,” we’re going to take a pass.

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