Dear Fucked In Park Slope,

No, “cutsey shmoopy names” are not at all cool.  They are horrible. With that said, and as a fellow resident of The Slope, I have to ask another question: Is it wrong to name your baby after current indie rock superstars?  I saw this mother who could not be more than three years older than me (im 29) yelling “come here Sufjan, Sufi, come here” at Union Hall a few months back. And another question, why was that kid at […]

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