Sunday Stories: “The Internet”

"The Internet"

The Internet
by Brenna Hughes Neghaiwi

Listen, I hate the Internet. Listen, I don’t hate the Internet but it eats me up like a groaty sack of potato chips, swallows my time and leaves me feeling penniless and dull. Like I don’t know how to fill my time. Like I watch too much TV.

Something registers as logically but not materially funny. Everybody else laughs.

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