No Place Else by Megan Kirby The best thing to order at Chili’s if you’re pretending to be healthy is the Quesadilla Explosion Salad. Chili’s devotees agree that this salad is the real deal. It’s topped with a housemade cilantro corn relish and an entire cheese quesadilla. I’m a Chili’s fanatic and I’m not ashamed to say it. I love reasonably priced Tex-Mex in a casual Southwest atmosphere, and if you’re against that you’re against me.