In a McSweeney’s internet feature, Nathaniel Misseldine outlines his not-just-another-pirate-party theme in which guests are taken aboard New England’s most infamous fictional whaling vessel, The Pequod, along with crew members Queequeg, Starbuck, and Ishmael. Ahab, of course, is also in attendance — he is the captain, after all — but he’s hidden inside his cabin, and may or may not emerge to say hello. So forget fake eye patches, talking parrots, and treasure hunts; Misseldine’s party of doom includes facial […]