Google Image Results for Gary Shteyngart’s Super Sad True Love Story

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Several covers of Shteyngart’s newest accompanied by Lincoln Michel (The Faster Times/Gigantic) and Kelis.  This seems natural to me for some reason.

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Page 3. Shoen Knife.

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There is nothing sad about this.  It’s simply a super true love story.


  1. How much longer do us mortals have to wait for this to come out? I’m seeing it everywhere on the internet, which means all of you nerds have already read it I’d assume.