Garrison Keillor Looks Like a Fart

By Jason Diamond And all those lousy holiday songs by Jewish guys that trash up the malls every year, Rudolph and the chestnuts and the rest of that dreck. Did one of our guys write ‘Grab your loafers, come along if you wanna, and we’ll blow that shofar for Rosh Hashanah’? No, we didn’t. Christmas is a Christian holiday—if you’re not in the club, then buzz off. -Garrison Keillor quote via Tablet. Until I read Sarah Vowell’s Radio On: A […]

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