Engagement Tofu

Engagement Tofu by Laryssa Wirstiuk  If I were to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth in my online dating profile, it would read: Vegan seeking tall, dark, and handsome omnivore, with just the perfect touch of emotional unavailability, to gradually convert to veganism through strategic feeding. Currently, the first line of my profile does reveal that I’m vegan, but I don’t disclose the entirety of my secret plan. Most omnivores, when they message me, ask, “How do you […]

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