No, seriously. Rachel Shukert wrote a play and Rakoff is God. From a wide-eyed freshman at Columbia to being God. David Rakoff, you’ve arrived.
I learned that the author of Have you No Shame is waiting for the cableguy, and is possibly on her way to becoming the Eugene O’Neil of the 21st century (Above). It quickly turned into this. Other highlights include somebody saying “i hope it doesn’t turn into “A Long Day’s Journey Into Night” and another “After Days Without End he’ll finally arrive, but be a Hairy Ape.” Do you have one?