Three things that may or may not be related:
1. I’ve began to cut down my coffee intake. Six cups a day will kill me, so I’m now drinking tea. This makes me think of one of my favorite Onion headlines: “Fancy Man Enjoys Drinking Tea.”
“a fancy little gent who is apparently too good to enjoy a regular cup of coffee, drank a cup of tea Sunday.”
2. I’ve began reading Adam Thirlwell’s novel, The Escape. I like it, but more on that later. I want to discuss his bedroom eyes because they’re incredible and I’m jealous. I wish I had bedroom eyes like that. I wish I could look at a woman and she’d automatically think “dreamy.”
3. Adam Thirlwell did an interview at the Bat Segundo Show.
I think one and two have some connection: I’m becoming such a tea drinking fancy man, that I’m now becoming jealous of other dudes and their sensual peepers.
This all proves that it’s a very slippery slope once you give up coffee.