We have said all we could about zombies. In fact, we were really counting on Bob Powers to be right with his claim that werewolves are the right monster for these times, and maybe put the undead back in their graves. But no, Seth Grahame-Smith had to go and screw everything up again by announcing that in March, 2010, he is putting out Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. So now instead of zombies we get a dead president killing blood suckers.
Thanks so much Grahame-Smith for giving us something new to kvetch about.