Sunday Stories: “t crystals s t holding & t crystals r t entitys o t holding”

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t crystals s t holding & t crystals r t entitys o t holding
by Jim Woster

t crystals s t holding & t crystals r t entitys o t holding

 

lastfeb t vatican sent its shuttle 2 t crystals

t vaticans xplained god god & jesus god

they didnt try 2 xplain t spirit god cept they did xplain t organless conception o t jesus god

t crystals were horrored by organless conception

t crystals reactioned t vaticans

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t crystals sent t leftovers back 2 earth

t vatican titioned gs 2 allow t council o congo province

gs permissioned & t council gathered

 

lastfri t council o congo province nounced t reconclusion o t jesus god conception

t reconclusion sez t jesus god conception wuz cause o oraganual fertilizing

t council sez reconcluding s its option & its vailed its option

t vatican sez layperson xpressions r both dead & never lived

laypersons xpecting xpressions opps gathered round churches round africa

t vatican warned & t laypersons warnignored

t vatican reactioned

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t crystals beat earth 2 creating t 1st milky way holding

t vatican recked its last chance 2 return 2 reputable market share postlobots

t vatican lost much o africa postscovery o its lobots registry

y lobots need registring s ?

gs permissioned t vatican t nigeria province shuttle

evry1 sumed hindusdbe 1st

t vatican blieves f t shuttle lands o t oppsit side o t holding t vaticans wont remeet t horrored crystals til after market s pinned

deez vaticans will xplain jesus god & wont talk fertilizing less t crystals ask

& y wood they?

 

t crystals s t holding & t crystals r t entitys o t holding

 

The End

 

Jim Woster has had fiction published in The Horror Show and Parable Press, has written shows produced at SF Sketchfest, and reviews books for Razorcake. He lives in Los Angeles.

Image source: Yeswanth Mohana Velu/Unsplash

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